You climb threw half digested food until you reach the very peek of a mountain and are buried by an incoming turd.
"Oh, gods!" You yell, then rather wish you didn't as the dung fills your lungs.
With an angry yell you let a burst of power forth from your being, releasing some unasigned power that blows the dung outwards, right into the face of a very surprised Cyclopse.
Stumbling out, you come face to face with a hundred handed giant and a huge cyclopse.
"roota roota. Honki doobi woobi soo." The cyclopse says.